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Roadkill Valley: The place wear it’s At! Baby. The center of the Universe Shangri-La! The small desert town where Coyote and Javelina live, play and very seldomly work. Carved out of the desert in Fierce Gun Battles against native Rattlesnakes. Founded in the 1800’s sometime by Folks that were heading west for the Gold Rush but then just kind of got distracted and never made it passed “Old Drinkwater Creek” (Now a Parking Lot). This prompted the Town Motto “California or Bust? Well, this is Bust.”

Coyote: Coyote’s family has lived in a little trailer on the outskirts of Town for several generations. At different times it has been inhabited by his Parents, various Uncles and Aunts, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Half-brothers Half-Sisters, Step siblings and Many sundry Boyfriends and Girlfriends of the Aforementioned relatives. Currently, however, it’s just Coyote. He makes his living as a Pharmacist dealing primarily in the lucrative Glaucoma Medication business. He his well respected in the community because of his Charity Work (Namely Javelina) and being a Great DM.

Javelina: Javelina has lived in Roadkill Valley as long as he can remember and most likely longer. He sees occasional family members around town from time to time so he’s pretty sure he was born around there somewhere. He has a so-called apartment near the center of town that he rents cheap because the building had a small fire some years ago and is technically condemned. His hobbies include, drinking, mooching and dancing while drinking. He LOVES Corn on the Cob. God Damn but he loves it. He has a song about how much he loves it but you don’t want to hear it.

Duke, Pudgy and Slim aka the Dalton Dawgs: Old-timers who still remember when a Dog could get some respect around Roadkill Valley Not like today with all these whipper snapper punks walking the streets. Ahh for the Glory Days!

The Angry Rattlesnake Gang: There name just about says it all. There angry. There Rattlesnakes, They hang out together in a loose gang. That’s about that.

Doc Badger: He is a Dedicated Health Professional. He is here to help with any sicky-thingy that’s bothering you. He is NOT DRUNK! Damn it!

Bobcat: His name is Irving Bobcat but you better not call him that. This mean Fast powderkeg of Claws and Muscle is not someone you want to cross. He’s like the Bad, Bad Leroy Brown of Roadkill Valley. Javelina owes him money and so avoids him at all costs. However, Coyote and Bobcat are good friends from childhood and used to play “Dungeons and Dragons” together.

Mac and Dell aka the Dogs in Black: These mysterious figures are sometimes seen going about there Unknown Agenda. Rumors link them to Secret Underground Complexes hidden in the nearby desert. Stories of Government conspires and Alien Visitors have blown around town for years. They have sometimes been seen driving a strange Black Schoolbus.

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